One time I stopped by the ghetto mart and when I came back out some gangster guy stole my bike. I came in asked the Korean owner if he could call me a cab so I could get back home. He tells me "no car cab. I car cop." I then told him a cop car is unnecessary. Call a cab car. Then he says "I car cop. no car cab." Jesus, man. I can't believe some of these Koreans.